Noah Cohen-Greenberg

Special guest

Handkerchiefs are making a comeback and Noah Cohen-Greenberg intends to be ahead of the curve. Don’t use a handkerchief? Have fun killing the earth with tissues and never losing your virginity. I didn’t get into the handkerchief racket to show punks like you the light. I got into the handkerchief racket to sell premium cloth to hardworking American patriots and their families, and I don’t have time for your bullshit. And yes, I’m writing this in the first-person while riding my Harley ass-naked down the hallway to your mom’s room. Think you can stop me with that pampered Kleenex nose? Think again.

Noah Cohen-Greenberg has been a guest on 4 episodes.